TEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT BILKO

1. He was going to be a priest
2. Has only ever won 1 foot race in his life (800m at little athletics)
3. Had a mullet in the 90s
4. Has never owned a mobile phone
5. Once owned 2 poodles
6. Once owned a pizza shop
7. Once kissed a boy (in the school play!)
8. Did a radio show naked
9. I have never surfed
10. Danced naked at a nightclub

Most likely to
Join the wiggles

Most unlikely to
Grow dreadlocks and become a surfie

Best known for
His karaoke performances

Dream job
Captain of the starship enterprise

Where will you be in 5 years
Hopefully auditioning for a role in the Baywatch series remake.

You never see him/her
Miss karaoke night at the RSL

Bad habits
Stockpiling cans of soup

Favourite Subject
Music – practicing for his next eisteddfod performance

Worst hair moment
5 years ago with a pony tail.